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2 Kllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
2 K6666666666666666666666666666
2 9999999999999999999999999999
2 8888888888888888888888888888
2 -Ed.",";","`"
2 +mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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1 you will hear this sound:"," ","""Just coz our games is cheap, don't mean"," there i'nt nuffin wrong wiv'm!"""," ","
1 wouldn't","have been finished without it!","`"
1 with that?""","""No.""","
1 will be terrorising your High Street","
1 who we're still gonna get!"," ","
1 who we","meant to mention last time, sorry!",";","`"
1 who ties up the Jester with","parcel tape! The ultimate life and soul","of DELTA 4 parties!"," ","
1 who else would periodically","dismantle our Spanish 128?","
1 we switch off the computers, slam the","
1 us down a dim lane, through some trees,","
1 to parody?"," ","
1 through the large hole in my T-shirt!","... game for 2 people.","First soak A tissue in the coldest","water available and then take turns of","throwing the tissue at each other/","jamming the tissue down the back of","each other's necks."," ","Afterwards, relax over a Cherry Coke!","`"
1 those spelling glitches!"," ","
1 their washing machines preffered it."," ","
1 the Miami Vice hockey freak, who","likes Hull more than girls!"," ","
1 that?""","""No!""","
1 that joke again, properly this time!","
1 subsequently lived happily ever after.","`"
1 stores soon (maybe)!"," ","
1 still sitting around all day","thinking of unpleasant things to do to","other people's games.","
1 stated that I could not be involved with","
1 someone who can, please ask them!"," ","
1 round in 10 minutes!"""," ","
1 rey&rey-rey2re
1 rations and system crash utilities to","
1 probably our most budding young","programmer (when we give him back his 664)","
1 pounder?""","""Look, watch my lips, I DON'T WANT A"," HAMBURGER! I'M A VEGETARIAN!""","
1 planned for the near future."," ","
1 phone to call me."," ","
1 perishing, rigid for all the wrong","
1 peripherals we all know and love(?)."," ","Commodore 1541 Disk Drive Simulators","Anything with ""MSX"" written on it","The C16","The Vic 20","Any Oric machine","The Elan/Flan/Enterprise","The Commode Pet","The ZX81 in ""fast"" mode","Spectrum+ ""Upgrade"" kits","The Brother HR-5","`"
1 out there, Leicester De Montfort,","
1 off-license on the way, our path takes","
1 networks will be screening all recent","
1 met a princess. They had no children and","
1 lurking near our stereo..."," ","Marillion -Fugazi,Script,Misplaced","Childhood, Real To Reel, various 12""","Alice Cooper -Da Da, Welcome To My","Nightmare, Greatest Hits, Billion","Dollar Babies, Special Forces","Bronski Beat -Hundreds And Thousands,","Age Of Consent, ALL 12""","Kate Bush -think we've got all her stuff"," ","+lots by Hanoi Rocks, Scorpions, The","Communards, Thompson Twins, Howard","Jones, Eurythmics, etc....","`"
1 lend you some money."""," ","
1 inhibit computer use throughout the","
1 golf course. Well stocked from a small","
1 furry creature is not Fergus.",";","`"
1 furrier creature referred to, is not, by","
1 front door and wander out into the dark."," ","
1 freezing cold can of Cherry Coke","
1 experience not to be ignored...","`"
1 duration of the attack.","
1 distraction bid.","
1 course."," ","
1 computers because I had long hair-","
1 completely gone and depression sinking in,","
1 clarify things -Ed."," ","Ian was lying on the bed, moving only when","he felt the need to express himself in","a multitude of colours about the room.","This had been one of those parties,","apart from yesterday's lunch on the floor","it was completely ordinary. Fergus had","even met the obligatory nice girl who he","had completely failed to get off with!",";","`"
1 cinema blockbusters in a valiant","
1 can't be shown in public.","
1 by Fergus McNeill and Judith Child.","
1 busy recently!","Wendy's, Cambridge Circus: Judith","accidentally drops a milkshake and is","subjected to severe staff-provocation.","Within minutes, the place was covered in","tomato sauce, more milkshake, coffee,","cigarette ash and breadstick remnants.","Breadsticks were thrown, worn in ears,","and trampled, tomato sauce was squirted","by various means....."," ","Since then, the campaign has continued."," ","Southampton: ABC Cinema, McDonalds.","London: Wendy's Oxford St, McDonalds","Oxford St.......",";","`"
1 bashing things into a Commie 64 and","generally being ridiculously fit.","
1 are empty!
1 any stretch of the imagination, Judith."," ","
1 and village halls, supplying cotton-wool","
1 and onto the rolling contours of the","
1 an SAE if you want a reply."," ","
1 about him.","Bet he doesn't taste as good though!!!!","`"
1 `````````@
1 Zq3rcq3roq3
1 You are advised to ignore this sound.","
1 XR3i
1 Wipe him out! With thick, new","
1 Willisoft","`"
1 Willisoft
1 Who does he think he is?","Perhaps it just comes with reading the","trade magazines but the name of one Bruce","seems to be Everisswhere!"," ","The trouble is, where the name appears,","there a passage of fairly unadulterated","rubbish appears also!","We will say just one thing about him.","After reading his letter in Your Computer,","wherein he told Uncle Clive how to run","Sinclair Research, we were left","wondering how the person who made Oric","what it was could possibly be in any","position to scold the father of the UK","home computer industry.","Still, we're sure Bruce knows best...","`"
1 When do lesbian vampires meet? Once a month!
1 What?! Oh No!","All the pages from here to 197","are empty!","`"
1 What?! Oh No! Z
1 What?! Oh No!
1 What's yellow and doesn't like liver? Ben Hardwick.
1 What do the others wear, I hear you ask!","
1 Welcome to Hackerdom!","Yes, all you ASCII-searchers, if you've","found all the hidden messages in ""Bored""","and ""Robin"", fear not! Would we let you","down?","Of course not! Promise, there's plenty","of stuff tucked away in this glorious","collection of code!"," ","See you in there!","`"
1 We need YOUR help!","`"
1 We at DELTA 4 have several adventures","
1 Walking in the darkness of 3am is an","
1 WET TISSUE
1 Until then, from us up here, to you","
1 Truly Horrible Hardware Of Our Time","
1 To the gentleman who called the law and","
1 To our friends, Thanks for the support... To our enemies, you know who you are, we'll get round to you soon!
1 This is getting far too ambiguous! Please","
1 This edition's main stories:"," ","
1 The things we say....","
1 The things we hate","Lighters given as Christmas presents","which promptly stop working!","Ribbon cables that crash the interrupt","system on our Multiface One.","Watching The Jester as he hangs out the","window after drinking excessive quantities","of Gin with Lambrusco.","Commodore manuals with incorrect disk","formatting instructions.","Finding out from others what your girl","did, and who with, at that party you","weren't invited to.","Pretentious fools who laugh at their own","jokes to impress anything in a skirt.","Vivisection and any other cruelty to","animals.","`"
1 The all new, Renault 5....","
1 The Same Dark And Stormy Night...","
1 The Jester Discovered Sober","Rumour has it that, for a brief period","on the first Monday of last month, The","Jester was able to converse coherently","with another, sane human being."," ","As yet, however, this person has not been","found, so the case has not been proved","conclusively.",";","`"
1 The Jester Discovered Sober!"," ","
1 The Interview.","""Tell us, is there any truth in the rumour"," that you make a guest appearence in the"," new DELTA 4 adventure, 'The Boggit'?""","
1 The Good Thing That Came Out!!!","We found out that Swanmore School is now","on-line!"," ","Come on people, somebody out there must","have the number and access codes!","Don't be a wet blanket, let us have them!"," ","
1 The DELTA 4 Top 10 Pastimes","01 The Obvious One!","02 Smoking."," = Drinking.","04 Violence!","05 Long Walks.","06 Eating Out.","07 Playing ""Dark Star"".","08 Playing With Norton.","09 Doodling.","10 Singing."," ","
1 The D4S TRASH Campaign Continues!","
1 The D4S TRASH CAMPAIGN Continues!"," ","
1 The Boggit
1 The Adventurer's Club Ltd"," ","
1 The 1986 DELTA 4.","Since the last edition of Sceptical,","there have been a few staff changes.","The new D4S mob are:"," ","
1 THE END.","And so, another edition of Sceptical","comes to an end."," ","
1 THE DELTA 4 SICK CHART!","A look through the DELTA 4 record","collection at the great sick records","of our time."," ","1) I love the dead - Alice Cooper"," ","2) Dead Babies - Alice Cooper"," ","3) Cold Ethyl - Alice Cooper"," ","4) Sick Things - Alice Cooper"," ","5) One Day at a time - Lena Martell","`"
1 THE ADVENTURER'S CLUB","If you are a keen adventurer, fed up","with arcade-biased publications and","wanting all the latest news, clues and","reviews from the adventure circuit","then read on!","The Adventurer's Club is what you've been","looking for! Every month, a dossier","packed with reviews, solutions, features,","the most up-to-date news and discounts","on top adventure games! Members can make","use of the phone-in helpline and enter","the Master Adventurer Trophy Competition!","If you miss MicroAdventurer, join the ACL!"," ","For details, write to:","The Adventurer's Club Ltd, 64c Menelik","Rd, London NW2 3RH.","`"
1 T$="C'MON JON!"
1 Stephanie:
1 Sorry about those but they're
1 Some of the music to be found","
1 See you soon! Hope you enjoy The Boggit!
1 Sceptical II
1 Saga Systems"," ","
1 SHRIEK! That's enough! Those jokes","
1 SCEPTICAL II MAIN INDEX","
1 SCEPTICAL II
1 SAY
1 R{d{e{t{u{v{
1 Romantic Robot"," ","
1 Remain calm, no matter what.","`"
1 REASONS TO BE RACIST- Part 1."," "," "," "," "," "," "," Floella Benjamin","`"
1 PLEASE NOTE..."," ","The Lena Martell record on the previous","page was unkindly donated by Judith's","mum!","`"
1 Our Local.","A great ""thank you"" to The New Inn, a","wonderous tavern, about 61 seconds walk","from Room 101."," ","
1 Our Address","If you want to write to us, our","address is-"," ","
1 Once upon a time there was a prince who","
1 Oft is the evening when, inspiration","
1 ON BORROWED TIME.""","`"
1 Nightmare on High Street!","`"
1 Nightmare On High Street","Judith and Fergus were wandering down","Wichester High St (I think it's the High","St!) when they made the fatal mistake","of bumping into nilraC, the dreaded","ex-computer studies leacher!"," ","
1 News Headlines","
1 New Road, Swanmore, Hants SO3 2PE."," ","Or phone-"," ","
1 Mentions Time","A monumentous ""Hi!"" to Jim Duirs, our","star customer. Jim has bought every single","version of every game ever released by","DELTA 4. Thanks!"," ","Greetings from all at Room 101 to Jim,","Linda (his wife) and his 2 daughters,","Louise and Sara.","The Jester is glad to see people from","north of the border (Dundee in this","case) enjoying ""Bored"" and ""Robin""!",";","`"
1 Mentions Time","
1 Meanwhile, back at Room 101...","Dr. Fergustein is attempting to bring his","creature back to life..."," ","
1 Look forward to hearing from you!","`"
1 Look at him, he's full of life, he's a","
1 Little Known Facts","Lord Of The Rings would not have been","faster if it were written in BASIC.","`"
1 Little Known Facts","Everything you read in ""Gremlin"" in","the back of Sinclair User is true!","`"
1 Little Known Facts","Domark are the best software house in","the whole world!","`"
1 Let the punters hack the program!","
1 Leonardo eat your heart out!","`"
1 LeNsLoK","Do you have any views on the new","""random screen memory pokes"" software","protection doo-hicky?"," ","Write and tell us what you think.","(address on P199)","`"
1 Laugh With DELTA 4!","What's yellow......","
1 Laugh With DELTA 4!","There was a Scotsman, an Englishman,","and an Irishman, about to be put into","prison for a year. Each was allowed to","take a year's supply of any commodity in","with him. The Scotsman took a year's","supply of whisky, the Englishman a year's","supply of Dallas videos, the Irishman a","year's supply of cigarrettes.",";","`"
1 Laugh With DELTA 4!","There was a Scotsman, an Englishman,","and a man from SilverSoft...","
1 Laugh With DELTA 4!","At the end of a year...."," "," ","The Scotsman emerged from his cell, drunk","as a lord. The Englishman emerged","whimpering, his eyes square and bloodshot.","The Irishman put his head round his cell","door and asked,","""Got a light, anyone?""","`"
1 Laugh With DELTA 4!","A bear and a rabbit are relieving","themselves in the woods."," ","The bear says to the rabbit,","""Hey, do you have trouble with excrement"," sticking to your fur?"""," ","""Why, no.""","says the rabbit."," ","""Good!""","says the bear and picks up the rabbit","and uses him to...","
1 LOST!","One, small, bald garden gnome, answering","to the name of Andre."," ","If found, approach with extreme caution","as prolonged exposure can be detrimental","to your bank account."," "," "," ","
1 LITTLE KNOWN FACTS...","DoMark actually have some programmers!","`"
1 KWAH!
1 Judith:"," ","
1 Judith, Buckett and Fergus have been very","
1 Judith","""No, it can't be! Uuugghh!"," It is! INSIGNIA! Aaarrgghhh!""","
1 It's those
1 It's CHERRY COKER COLAR!","You may start noticing an abbundence","of references to Cherry Coca Cola just","starting to slip into the text. This is","because we went to the cash & carry","yesterday and bought two crates of the","stuff and is not a cause for alarm.","`"
1 It should also be noted that the smaller,","
1 It must be stressed that the larger,","
1 It Was A Dark And Stormy Night...","The wind howled about New Road, like a","small, furry creature being molested by a","larger, furrier creature.","Judith, for it is she, and Fergus are","heading for D4S HQ, just having purchased","copious amounts of food from the local","trading post."," ","
1 Interface"," ","
1 In the event of a budget-software attack,","
1 In tests, 8 out of 10 owners said","
1 If you have, write and tell us, enclosing","
1 If you can't help, but think you know","
1 If you are cut off, watch the TV. The","
1 Ian ""He-Man"" Willis, Willisoft,","
1 IT CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH","`"
1 I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW IT'S GONNA BE..."," "," "," ","With Scotch new lifetime guarentee."," ","Tape your films both night and day..."," ","Then re-record not fade away.","Re-re (Click! Bang! Shriek! AAARRGH!)"," ","Silence.","`"
1 Hope this stupid game works now!","`"
1 He's just like butter, nothin' artificial","
1 Hampshire. Tel. 04893 4824.","`"
1 Great Sayings Of Today.","You can take the mickey out of all of","the people some of the time,","You can take the mickey out of some of","the people all of the time,","But only Mel Croucher can take the mickey","out of all of the people all of the time.","`"
1 Got any good subjects that you'd like us","
1 Gordo Greatbelly has just used the magic","
1 GoodInit?*
1 Games!","Could YOU have fun with one other","person and a wet tissue?"," ","Panic not! With DELTA 4's help, you","can now play the wet tissue game!",";","`"
1 Game!","This is a very simple ga... ","
1 GOODBYE!","`"
1 GILSOFT","Our grateful thanks to Tim Gilberts and","everyone at Gilsoft for being such a","help to us in writing this and other","games."," ","Ta!","`"
1 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEE
1 GGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
1 GEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG
1 Fun Section Follows...",";","`"
1 FAMOUS QUOTATIONS!","""I don't know how I'd cope, I suppose"," it just happens!""","
1 Explanations.","Lots of things have happened with us","that leave people wondering what we're","up to. So, the press being what it is,","we decided we'd better explain a few","little points.","SilverSoft have never owned any part of","DELTA 4 and there was never any formal","tie-up between us. They acted merely as","a publisher for our games. In the end","they made it obvious that they had little","interest in continuing with us and","disappeared. We did lose out a bit,","financially and otherwise but we hope","that any hassle you, the public, have","suffered, will be forgiven. Nobody","enjoyed the troubles!","`"
1 Emergency centres will be set up in town","
1 EEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEE
1 EEEEEEEEEGGGGEEEEEEE
1 Don't worry, we'll be back. Sceptical III","
1 Domestos! Kills all known...."," ","
1 DON'T","`"
1 DELTA 4 are currently researching this.","`"
1 DELTA 4 Terrorists Detained","Earlier this year, Colin ""Bomber""","Buckett and his henchperson, Fergus","""Highwayman"" McNeill, were accosted by,","we are informed, 3 quarters of the","Winchester Police Squad, just as they were","leaving a pub near Winchester station.","Once surrounded, Fergus was relieved of","the cap gun which had caused local","residents to panic and dial 999."," ","
1 DELTA 4 Terrorists Detained!"," ","
1 DELTA 4 Software, Room 101, The Shieling,","
1 DELTA 4 Public Service Announcement.","PCW 8256 owners, despair not!","Mallard Basic HAS a CLS command!"," ","Try printing [ESC];""E"""," ","There we go!","`"
1 DANGER: Govermnent Health WARNING:","
1 D !!!",";","`"
1 Created with Ramsoft MakeTZX
1 Copyright (c) 1986 DELTA 4 Software.","`"
1 Compiled by various D4S minions.","`"
1 Chris ""Do you believe in sexual equality""","
1 CUT! Look, just stop it! Now let's have","
1 CUT! CUT! LET'S HAVE MORE TASTEFUL JOKES!","
1 CREDITS","""The Boggit"" was written and designed by","DELTA 4 Software using a very nice 128K","Spectrum, 2 Interface 1's, 4 ZX","Microdrives, Multiface One, Saga 3 Elite","Keyboard, Lo Profile keyboard, Sinclair","Vision QL monitor, Ferguson Data Recorder,","Sanyo RD W310 HSD deck, Brother HR5","Printer, 2 48K Spectrums, GEC C14O5H","Colour TV, a very sad-looking RS232 cable","and a Grundig black and white TV."," ","Program by DELTA 4 Software.","Spectrum version: Fergus McNeill","Amstrad version: Judith Child & Gilsoft","CBM 64 version: C.S. Buckett Esq.","`"
1 COMPLEX","`"
1 CLEMENT ""HERO"" CHAMBERS SPEAKS!","Sadly this page has been missed out due","to unforseen circumstances.","`"
1 But what would YOU like to see?"," ","
1 Brookwood, Swanmore Road, Swanmore,","
1 Bill ""Incorruptable"" Scolding:
1 Back Again!","Well, here we are, at 10:07am. I slept","well but woke up too early!"," ","Today, we must try and finish this.","Judith is playing her guitar (again) and","I've got something nice in the fridge for","lunch."," ","It should be a good day!","`"
1 BOGGIT pt3
1 BLAH!
1 About half an hour's walk away is a large","
1 AND NOW! A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER!",";","`"
1 AARRGGHH! Someone has just pushed a","
1 A thousand thanks for telling us about","
1 A list of some of the more hideous","
1 A Short Story.","
1 A Phone Rings Out In The Darkness!","
1 8:29pm 6 19 Th","Or so my watch tells me. It's quiet.","Judith's gone home early and we dropped","Colin off on our way back from Fareham.","I've just put the new ""1982-1986""","Marillion video on, it'll be Lady Nina","in a moment.","Eastenders is no fun on your own, I've","discovered tonight- you need someone to","joke about the acting with.","And so, amid strains of Fish's vocal","supremacy, Sceptical II continues!....","`"
1 5am the next morning...","The Jester had just climbed through the","window after a particularly long walk.","Jumping down off the desk, he succeeded","in kicking an Amstrad before flopping","down onto the floor, coughing a lot and","discovering the last glass of untouched","Gin. Spud, Jason and Judith, safe in the","sanctuary of their sleeping bags,","looked on, unimpressed.","""You're early!"", said Judith.","""Yes, it's raining."" came the reply.","So, amid expensive Turkish smoke they sat,","watching the D4S Little Computer Person,","Norton, read the paper....","`"
1 10:22pm 6 19 Th","Good grief! Where have 2 hours gone?","I've watched that Marillion video 5 times","now. It's great."," ","I'm not enjoying this evening though. I","can't drink with my sleeping pills."," ","I think it's time to go up the golf","course. I won't get much done tonight!"," ","Next page tomorrow, okay?"," "," ","Bye for now.","`"
1 ....but DON'T buy one! Rent!"," ","
1 -SilverSoft","`"
1 -Mandy Johns","""Don't worry. Doing this won't break"," the disk drive!""","
1 -Fergus","""Just don't even think about it!""","
1 -Ed.","`":
1 -Colin Buckett","""Hello, DELTA 4!""","
1 -Catherine Hilton","<continuous number unobtainable tone>","
1 * Ad Index *","
1 )q%k.q%l6q&
1 (^ Scream for dramatic effect!)"," ","It was horrible, but one good thing did","come out of this hideous encounter....",";","`"
1 (04893) 5800","`"
1 "The Golf Course","
1 "SAY KWAH!"," "," "," "," "," "," "," "," "," ","
1 "SAGA SYSTEMS","If you want a good replacement keyboard","for your Spectrum, you can't, in our","opinion, do much better than one of the","Saga range."," ","For details, write to-","Saga Systems, 2 Eve Road, Woking,","Surrey GU21 4JT.","`"
1 "Romantic Robot","The Boggit & Sceptical II could never","have been written without Romantic Robot's","Multiface One.","We fully endorse this great utility.","Break out of security, recover from","system crashes and save the entire","memory with a few key presses.","It's great. Contact Romantic Robot at-","77 Dyne Road, London NW6 7DS.","`"
1 "PAGES 174 TO 177......",".....are rather empty.","`"
1 "Out Of Data","`"
1 "MASTER DONE"
1 "JUST TO PUT THE RECORD STRAIGHT...","Over the past few months it has frequently","been suggested that ""something"" is going ","on between Fergus and Judith.","It is, indeed, most gratifying that the","enthusiasm of Britain's match-makers is","directed at DELTA 4.","However, it must be stated quite plainly","that the relationship in question is no","more than a friendly, working one!","If you are still not convinced then who","were Catherine and Mandy and....."," ","Oh, never mind!","`"
1 "INTERFACE","The great monthly-ish fanzine","for the Spectrum.","Reviews, news and a hard hitting","editorial. Why waste your time with","""The Home Computer Course"" when you","can read Interface instead."," ","Write to-","Interface, 83 Lyndhurst Gardens,","London N3 1TE.","`"
1 "I Want YOU!","
1 "EMPTY"," ","`"
1 "COMMERCIALS and what they say.","
1 "C'MON JON!","The lyrics printed on the BITMC ""Truthdare","Doubledare"" cassette are NOT the same as","those sung on the said album!","`"
1 "BOGGIT pt3"
1 ","The day our first royalty cheque for ","""Bored"" cleared, we all rushed out to","spend it.","Due to the large bottle of Gin that the","Jester purchased, it was decided that a","coffee machine would be a wise","investment.","It really is a very nice coffee machine,","but we haven't thought of a name for it","yet.","Rest assured, if ever you come visit us,","you can have 10 cups of really","splendid coffee.","`"
1 ","For great sofware on your computer,","have a look at Willisoft games!","Every title is 100% bug free, and","written by a true enthusiast!"," ","For further details of our products,","please contact:"," ","
1 ""Would you like a quarter-pounder with","
1 ""Well what do you expect me to do? Dip","
1 ""There you go, would you like a Big Mac","
1 ""The ice cream, fool!""","`"
1 ""Thank you. Enjoy your meal. Have a nice","
1 ""TELL ME, AREN'T YOU FROM DELTA 4?""","""Well, I think that's all, bye for no....""","
1 ""Sorry, sorry, sorr.... AAARRGGHH!!!"""," ","
1 ""SCEPTICAL II"" was written and designed","
1 ""NO! IT'S OBVIOUSLY AN IMPOSTER.""","""Doesn't that make you a little angry?""","
1 ""My God! You've shaved!"""," ","
1 ""MacDonalds Cola, is that all right?""","""No, but I don't suppose you care anyway.""","
1 ""I'LL CATCH UP WITH HIM SOON ENOUGH.""","""Ominous, I'm sure!""","
1 ""I HATE THESE PROGRAMMERS. THEY'RE ALL","
1 ""Hey Ronald, What's In The Bag?!""","
1 ""Hello!"" to all the following people-"," ","
1 ""Ha!"""," ","
1 ""Get out of bed, you lazy git! I'll be","
1 ""G-G-G-Good grief, Judith! Here I am,","
1 ""Food!""","`"
1 ""Do you want cheese on your quarter-","
1 ""Die! Die! Die! @#*%! I hate Tau Ceti!"""," ","
1 ""Did You Know?""","That one in every three women in Britain","wear Marks & Spencer's knickers?"," ","
1 ""Did You Know?""","That if any member of the A-Team actually","kills someone, the whole series will","instantly end and they will all be reduced","to hosting chat-shows, featuring in","commercials, or running for Presidency","of the United States.","`"
1 ""Did You Know?""","That all the prices on ""THE PRICE IS","RIGHT"" are the same as those in","the shops.","`"
1 ""Did You Know?""","That Fergus McNeill is not really from","Glasgow but is, in fact, a Lybian","activist, sent to sabotage the British","software industry!","`"
1 ""Did You Know?""","That Black Lace do not believe their","""party"" records are used solely as a","""musical"" backdrop to someone throwing up","at Christmas.","`"
1 ""Did You Know?""","That Arthur Scargill is not dead, but","alive and well and awaiting delivery of","his new hair from a little shop he knows","in Knightsbridge.","`"
1 ""Can I help anyone?""","""Yes, a large Coke and fries.""","
1 ""Ah! I suppose this means that I get to","
1 ""AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!"""," ","
1 " ","You are at the computer desk in Dixons.","On a nearby shelf is a huge display of","Amstrad computers with a prominent sign","saying ""8256 Wordprocessor system. Now","for less than `400!"""," ","What will you do now?",">CLOSELY EXAMINE SIGN","You closely examine the sign.","You see a microdot."," ","What will you do now?",">EXAMINE MICRODOT","You examine the microdot.","On it is written, ""plus VAT of `60"""," ","What will you do now?",">_","`"
1 !x`6\#6Y##6
1 reasons, and all you can do is eat ice","
1 it in animal fat?""","
1 day. Y'all come back now, hear?""","`"
1 creams!""","
1 The D4S Record Collection ","
1 RED ALERT!
1 Our Coffee Machine
1 1986 DELTA 4 Software
1 And let everyone know you're idiot!","`"
1 All this and more, in this edition!"," ","103 Another true story, from DELTA 4!","107 Famous (or infamous?!) Quotations.","130 Explanations.","150 News Headlines.","170 Mentions Time!","180 Adverts.","198 The Credits.","200 What? No! It can't be the end already!"," "," ","
1 @
1 Regards,
1 Derby Day!"," ","This page is dedicated to the ill-fated","128K Spectrum. Just for the record, the","original version of Sceptical II was","written on a 128K Spectrum, so there!","`"
1 FM, JCC & CSB!
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